One is an elderly pair, the second pair a little younger and finally the third a couple of newlyweds. They meet with the pastor, a strict but amicable looking man. The three couples tell the pastor they want to join his congregation.
He gives them a big grin and replies, "Of course you may, but all of our new members must first pass a single test. If you can successfully abstain from sex for two weeks, we will welcome you with open arms."
Sure enough, they all agree to follow the pastor's instructions and leave. Two weeks later they're all back at the church.
The pastor first asks the elderly couple how it went. The husband replies, "Eh, it wasn't too hard. At our age, sex is more of an accident." The pastor tells them they're welcome to his congregation.
He then turns to the younger couple and asks them the same question. The husband replies, "The first week was easy. The second.. Well I had to sleep on the couch, but we made it." The pastor welcomes them to the church, too.
Finally, he turns to the young couple and asks them about their two weeks. The husband replies, "Well, we were doing fine, honest, until she reached up a high shelf to grab a can of red paint. She was wearing this really short skirt and I couldn't very well control myself. We did it then and there."
The pastor solemnly shakes his head. "I am truly sorry but I can't let you into my congregation."
The newlywed husband says, "That's quite alright, father, for all its worth, I don't think they'll let us back into the Home Depot either."
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