In hell the Devil said to him "Welcome to hell! I am sure you will like it here"
Gary, confused asks "What do you mean like it here? This is hell!"
The devil then asks Gary "Do you like Alcohol?"
Gary responds "Of course I do!"
To which the devil replies "Then you will love Monday. Do you like sex?"
Gary answers "Of course, who doesnt?"
"Then you will love Tuesday and Wednesday. What about Drugs?"
Gary says "I love drugs!"
The devil says "Then you will absolutely love Friday and Saturday!"
The devil then says "I just have a small question, are you a homosexual?"
Gary replies "No way, why is that?"
The devil says "Then i guess you wont enjoy Sunday"
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