A Marine Colonel, A Navy Lieutenant Commander overseeing the SEAL aboard the ship, and an Army Major overseeing the Rangers aboard. The Colonel turns to the other officers and says, "My men are braver than your men." The other two turn to him and say "Yeah, well prove it."
The Colonel calls in one of his men and says, "Private, I want you to jump off the side of this ship." The Private says "Yes, Sir." He walks out of the room, jumps off the ship, hits the water and dies.
The Lt. Commander turns to the other officers and says, "My men are braver than your men." The other two turn to him and say "Yeah, well prove it."
The Lt. Commander calls in one of his men and says, "Sergeant, I want you to jump off the side of this ship and swim laps around this ship until you drown." The Sergeant says "Yes, Sir." He walks out of the room, jumps off the ship, and swims around the ship until he drowns.
The Major turns to the other officers and says, "My men are braver than your men." The other two turn to him and say "Yeah, well prove it."
The Major calls in one of his men and says, "Corporal, I want you to jump off the side of this ship and swim into the prop." The Corporal looks at the Major dead in the eye, and says "Fuck you, Sir" and walks out of the room.
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