George W. Bush was sitting in the Oval Office when his military advisor entered.
"Sir we've received reports that three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. You should probably prepare a statement, the media will be here shortly."
Bush was visibly taken aback.
"This... this can't be"
He said as he started to tremble.
"Uhh, yes sir, I'm sorry to inform you."
Replied the advisor, slightly puzzled.
"What does this mean for the war effort?"
Bush responded, choking back tears.
"Well sir, loss of life is always tragic but the war effort should remain relatively uninterrupted."
With this Bush slammed his fist down on the table
"How! How can you say that! I appointed you to advise me, not feed me lies!"
At this Bush buried his head into his trembling hands.
"Sir.... you really should compose yourself. The news trucks will get here any minute."
Bush took a deep breath, despair etched into his face.
"Okay," he said trying to hold himself together.
"But before I go out there and speak I have to know... How many millions are in a Brazilian"
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