A man gets home from working the night shift (I've never seen this posted on r/jokes, here we go)

A man gets home from working his terrible night shift. He's frustrated, getting in night after night, after so long at this shitty job. This frustration manifests itself into a daily ritual--he takes off one shoe and throws it onto the floor: "Damn my life!"
He takes the other shoe off and throws it onto the floor, too. "Damn my life!"

This happens every night. SLAM. "Damn my life!" SLAM. "Damn my life!"

One night around 4 am, after getting home and after throwing off his shoes in fury, he hears a knock at his door. He opens the door and is surprised to see his downstairs neighbor.
"Hey man," says the neighbor. "I know you're angry and all, but I just got a new job I've got to be up early for and you slamming your shoes down makes it hard to sleep. Can you be quieter?"

The man apologizes and promises to be quieter for his neighbor.

The next night, the man comes home, and, remembering his neighbor, sets down his shoes quietly. This new practice goes on for a few days, but eventually, the stress of the job begins to get to him again, until one night, he comes home, frustrated as ever. He takes off one shoe and slams it onto the ground:
"DAMN MY LIFE!"
Then, suddenly embarrassed, he remembers his neighbor. He takes his other shoe and sets it down quietly next to the first one. After a few minutes, there's a knock at the door. The man opens the door to see his neighbor again, who says, "Can you just slam the other shoe so that I can go to sleep?!"


[my dad's joke, not sure where he got it from, but I hope it's original enough to make people laugh.]