Three Americans visit saudi Arabia

They're having a good time and decide to travel through the desert, on the third day they come across a tent in the middle of nowhere with a DO NOT ENTER sign in many languages, of course they ignore it.
In the tent are over 100 naked beautiful women, they have a good time, is much sexiness.
Suddenly the tent flap opens and an angry Sheik stands there very angry, also mad "You have violated this place, only I can look on and touch these women, you must be punished! You! What do you do for a living?"
"I'm a police"
"Then we shoot your cock off!" Bang
"And you, what do you do?"
"I'm a fireman"
Then we burn your cock off!" Burn
"And finally you, what do you do?"
"I'm a lollypop salesman"

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