The mythological god Thor was granted one night out every 100 years because of good behavior. So he descended in LA and went to the nearest bar for a good pickup for the night. And behold, a lovely blond came and sat right next to him and as all stories go, off they went to her flat and had a marvelous night of love making.
Thor had to go back before sunrise and decided to tell this lovely girl who he really was when she came back from the bathroom.
"My love, I am really Thor."
"So YOU think you are Thor! " she said. "I am tho thor I can't even pith!"
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