Pepito y su pap� van caminando por la calle cuando, de pronto, encuentran un billete de loter�a.
"Papi, papi, �qu� pasa si ganamos?"
"Venecia... Champagne... Mujeres".
"�Y si no, papi?"
"�Xochimilco, cerveza... y tu madre!"
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