so he poses as a mortal and picks up a girl in a bar. After a night of Neo God-like sex, he feels guilty that he may have spoiled her for any humans. He decides to tell her the truth.
"I need to tell you something" he says, "I am Thor!"
"You're Thor?" she replies, "I'm tho thor, I can't thit down!"
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