I'm sitting in the living room and my father is watching the Arizona vs CAR football game. I didn't know who CAR was.
"Dad what is CAR?"
"Car, ( makes steering motion and says vroom vroom)"
" not like that I mean where is car? And if you say driveway I'll shoot you. "
".... Garage"
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