.. and as he usually does, he slows down a good bit, then continues rolling through the stop sign, without stopping completely.
An officer sees the man roll through the stop sign and pulls him over. The cop, in typical fashion, asks him, "Do you know why I pulled you over?" as the man gets out of the car.
"Officer, there's a stop sign there, and I know I didn't stop but I slowed down!"
The officer, without hesitation, pulls out his baton and starts beating the man mercilessly, and says, "Do you want me to stop or slow down?"
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