... as she was leaving home at night, telling him she was going to visit some friends, he followed her. She left driving the family car and he took a cab.
Upon destination, the woman enters a whorehouse and the man is now sure - she is cheating and working as a prostitute behind his back, it was time to settle things right.
This man asks the taxi driver: "hey, wanna make 100$ more? go inside that whorehouse and retreive my wife - tell her you are paying for sex and deliver her to me, I'll wait here, at the cab"
A few minutes later the taxi driver comes out of the whorehouse carring a very upset woman over his shoulders and tucks her inside the cab, when the husband looks at this woman he says: "hey, that`s not my wife!"
so the cab driver responds: "I know! that's MY wife. I'm coming back there to get yours, keep an eye on her for me yea?"
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