Yo momma

Yo momma is so stupid it took her an hour to make minute rice. Yo momma is so fat when she jumped off the high dive she showed up on radar. Yo momma is so stupid she got locked in furniture world and sleeped on the floor. Yo momma is so old, when i smacked her back her boobs fell off. Yo momma is so old her farts come out dust. Yo momma is like a shot gun... three cocks and she blows. Yo momma is like lettuc, $1 a head Yo momma is so hairy when she spreads out her legs first thing that comes to my mind is that "we are going to the bush gardens" Yo momma is so fat i smacked her butt and rode the waves. Yo momma is so fat when i hugged her i got lost in the rolls. Yo momma i so stupid she thought TacoBell was a mexican phone company. Yo momma is so stupid she stool free bread. Yo momma is so stupid she got stabbed in a shootout. Yo momma is so stupid tripped over a cordless phone. Yo momma is so stupid she ran into a parked car. Yo momma is so stupid she ran into an automatic sliding door. Yo momma is so stupid she saw a "WET FLOOR" sign,So she did. Yo momma is like a vaccum cleaner she has a good suck.