A kid comes home from school one day and asks his mother, "mom what does no good son of a bitch mean?" The startled mother thinks quickly and says " it means a preacher."
The next day the son comes home and says "mom what does shit mean?" the mom thinks fast and says "food."
The next day the son comes home and to an astonished mother says "mom what does fucking mean?" The mom flabbergasted replies quickly it means getting dressed.
The next day the preacher comes over for dinner and the son answers the door and says "Hi you no good son of a bitch, shits on the table and mom and dad are upstairs fucking."
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