Dad: I want to Mary a girl of my choice.
Son: No!
Dad: The girl is Bill Gates' daughter.
...Son: Then okay.
Dad goes to Bill Gates.
...Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: No!
Dad: My son is the CEO of World Bank.
Bill Gates: Then Okay.
Dad goes to the President of the Word Bank.
Dad: Appoint my son as CEO.
President: No!
Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then OK.
This is BUSINESS
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