The following is something actually said by my dad. I wanted to see what my dad would say if I said I might be gay, here was his reaction.
YOU'D BETTER NOT BE!! EVEN IF I HAVE TO BUY YOU SOME PUSSY, YOU WILL NOT BE GAY!!!!!!
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