Mmmmmmmaaaaaaaaannnnnnnn! I just left the Mobil (gas station). I pulled up to get some gas and saw two police officers looking at a woman smoking while pumping gas. I'm like really look at this shit! And the police looked like they were thinking the same thing! So I go in to pay for the gas n grab some chips and while I was paying for my stuff I hear someone screaming. I look outside and the lady's arm was on fire! Freaking out! She was tossing and waving her arm around...just going crazy! I ran outside and the cops had put her on the ground. They were putting the fire out with a jacket. I go back in to get my chips(forgot to grab em) and turn to see them handcuffing her. I'm like what in the world is really going on?! So me being the concerned citizen that I am (aka nosey) asked the cops what they were arresting her for; already figuring that catching her arm on fire was punishment enough . Nope!
One cop looked dead at me and said "FOR WAVING A FIRE ARM"
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