Chuck Norris once put on an armor as a joke since the very notion of Chuck Norris wearing armor for protection is rediculous. One night, after taking his armor off and having a furious masturbation session, some jizz landed on his armor. Two weeks later Master Chief was born and the Halo franchise had found its hero for their videogame.
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