"Guruji", he says, " has reformed me completely. With his guidance and blessing I have given up smoking, gambling, eating meat, alcohol, drugs, sex with prostitutes, gay sex, killing hookers, cheating and stealing, beating my wife and kids, and raping animals!"
The guru is pleased and the audience applauds. But there the guys wife interrupts "There is one thing that he has still not given up!"
"Eh? What is that one thing?" asks the guru.
"Lying!" replies the wife.
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