He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a female dog sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," she replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The dog looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I got involved in politics. I finished a law degree, married an important politician and was a senator for many years. I am now running for president of the United States".
"Wow. that's impressive" the guy exclaims.
"Yes, I am super excited about it too. My platform is to not only break up the big banks, but to go further too. My platform is not only to get unaccountable money out of politics, but to go further too. I also want to raise the minimum wage, and to help all working and middle class Americans have a better life."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
The owner says "Ten dollars."
The guy says he'll buy him, but asks the owner, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling her?"
The owner replies, "She's such a lying bitch, she won't do any of that shit".
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