When he walks in he sees one guy sitting at the bar and sits a few seats away from him and orders a beer. The other guy sitting at the bar calls him over to sit on the stool next to him. Since he seems so friendly he obliges and sits next to him.
When he does, the other guy says to him, “You see that stool you’re sitting on? That was in the Titanic!”
“Bull shit!"
“Honest to God. That’s not all though! Do you see that painting over there on the wall?"
“Yeah, what about it?”
“It’s an original Van Gough!”
“No way! I don’t believe it!”
Then the guy says, “Want to see the craziest thing of all though? You see that window there, third to the left? Well something weird happens out there. You jump out and fall down 50 feet then come back up!”
To which the man replies, “Now I know you’re lying to me!”
“No! I’ll prove it to you!”
They walk over to the window and the man jumps out and drops 10, 20, 30, 40, 50 feet then comes back up. The man in awe exclaims, “That was amazing!! Do it again!” So he does and falls down 10, 20, 30, 40, 50 feet and comes back up. When he gets there he looks at the other guy and tells him to give it a try. So he jumps out and falls 10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60 feet all the way down and splats on the sidewalk. The other guy looks down then walks back to the bar and orders another beer and the bartender says, “Superman, you’re a jerk when you’re drunk.”
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