This guy and his friend sit at the bar...

... and he sees an extremely attractive and busty woman enter. The guy says to his friend: 'Wow, would you look on the pair of boobs on her, I'd love to bite those nipples! I'm going over to see if I can convince her.' So he heads over and goes: Ahem, excuse me miss, I saw you from the bar over there and I was mesmerized by your breasts, I'd really like to bite your nipples and I'm prepared to give you 200$ for it.'

The woman is surprised by this, but she thinks about it and replies: 'Well that's a strange request and 200$ isn't enough anyway.'

The guy won't take no for an answer and says: 'Okay, fair enough, I'll give you 500$.'

The woman thinks it through: 'Hmm, it's tempting but still not enough for letting a stranger bite my nipple.'

'Fine! This is my final offer, 1000$!'

After a moment, the woman thinks this is a fair offer and agrees to 1000$

So the two go somewhere private and the man starts taking her top off. He starts fondling her breasts, squeezing them and licking them. He's really enjoying himself. This goes on for half an hour, an hour, an hour and a half. Then the woman has had enough and asks him: 'Are you going to bite my nipple yet or what?!'

The guy is thinking and says: 'Hmm, I'm not sure yet, it's a lot of money isn't it?