And up to the window walks the officer. The officer says "Sir, I caught you going 30 miles over the speed limit. I'm going to have to give you a ticket."
Annoyed, ghe driver responds, "How much is that going to set me back?"
The officer replies, "This will be about a hundred dollars."
Very annoyed now, the driver says, "Where does all of this money go anyway? To fund the annual police ball?"
The officer, now angered, responds, "Being an officer is very serious. Officers don't have balls!"
Realizing the words just spoken the police officer turns and walks away without issuing the ticket.
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