This elderly Newfoundland fisherman is on his deathbed and summons his 3 sons to his bedside. Well boys, the time is near, and when I pass I'd like to be buried at sea. So the boys agreed. A few days after his passing, the local front page read, Local Fishermen Were Shocked Today When Their Nets Brought in Patrick McRay in a Coffin, 3 Shovels and the Bodies of His Three Sons... Funeral arrangements haven't yet been made, however, it is believed all wished to be buried at sea.
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