An old lady would cross from Brazil's border to Paraguay in the Friendship Bridge by bike, only taking with her a bag full of sand.
Following the usual, the border inspector checked her and the bag, and seeing nothing illegal, he let her pass.
She crossed the bridge everyday for about 1 year, until the inspector gave up to his curiosity and finally asked :
" Excuse me Mrs., i can't take it anymore. Everyday you pass through here with this bag, with nothing but sand inside it, please, i swear i won't fine you if you tell me what you do there."
Not trusting him at first, the old lady replied :
"Are you sure you're not going to fine me?"
The inspector, already bursting in curiosity eagerly, quickly answered :
"Yes, but please tell me already!"
The old lady, with a giggle in her face said :
"I get a new bike everyday."
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