Did you hear they are combining the MENSA convention and the pride parade next year?

A pedophile and a...

A pedophile and a little boy walk into the woods. The little boy says *"Gee...

What do you call...

Aunt Man

Guy in bar has an...

Some young guys were going to the pub for a few drinks. They were drinking...

What did the...

I forgot my Bagdad.

What's brown and...

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

Laugh on saturday

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

A nutritionist is...

Red meat is terrible for your metabolism, soda rips apart your gastric wall....

I screamed my...

But she didn't care 'cause Mercy isn't our safeword.

Yo mama's so...

Your mama's so fat she went on an airplane and it turned into a boat.

The bag that...

The bag that breaks is the one with the eggs.