Thermos or Dildo


This guy just started at his new job, working at a porno shop. His boss comes out and tells him that he has to leave for a while, and "can you handle it?"


The new employee is somewhat reluctant, but with the boss's positive comments he finally agrees. So, the guy is there by himself for a little while and a white woman comes in. She asks;


"How much for the white dildo?"


He answers, "$35."


She, "How much for the black one?"


He, "$35 for the black one, $35 for the white one."


She, "I think I'll take the black one. I've never had a black one before." She pays him, and off she goes.


A little bit later a black woman comes in and asks;


"How much for the black dildo?"


He, "$35."


She, "How much for the white one?"


He, "$35 for the white one, $35 for the black one."


She, "I think I'll take the white one. I've never had a white one before." She pays him, and off she goes.


About an hour later a young blonde woman comes in and asks, "How much are your dildos?" He, "$35 for the white, $35 for the black."


She, How much is that plaid one on the shelf?"


He, "Well, that's a very special dildo it'll cost you $165."


She thinks for a moment and answers, "I'll take the plaid one, I've never had a plaid one before." She pays him, and off she goes.


Finally, the guy's boss returns and asks, "How did you do while I was gone?" To which the saleman responded, "I did really good, I sold one white dildo, one black dildo, and I sold your thermos for $165!"

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