A Blonde asks a woman, "Excuse me, what time is it right now?" The woman replies, "It's 11:25PM."
The Blonde with a confused look on her face replies, "You know, it's the weirdest thing. I've asked that question thirty times today and every time someone gives me a different answer."
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