We all know the difference between a girlfriend and a wife is 45 pounds, but...
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
Q: What is the definition of "making love"?
A: Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.
Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A: It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.
Q: What's the difference between Pee-wee Herman and O.J.?
A: It took 12 jerks to get O.J. off.
Q: What does a Polish woman do after she sucks a cock?
A: Spits out the feathers.
Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.
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