They decide to play the lottery together and hit big. They come up with a plan to get two hotel rooms side by side and a hooker for each of them. First one goes in with his hooker and just stares at her, no idea what to do. Next door all night he hears grunting and grunting for hours. Talking the next morning the first one says "I had no idea what to do with her, never had a girl". The second one says "man, I couldn't even get on the fucking bed".
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