All three daughter potatoes have recently gotten engaged and are coming home to celebrate. The first daughter potato gets home and says "Mom, you won't believe it. I'm engaged to an Idaho potato!"
"Oh," says the mother potato, "an Idaho? Well that's a fine tater! Just a great tater! I'm so happy for you!"
Not much later the second daughter potato gets home. "Mom, great news, I'm engaged to a Russet potato!"
"Wow, a Russet? Dear that is a wonderful tater! Congratulations, I'm so happy for you!"
About this time the third daughter potato shows up. She sees her mother and sisters celebrating and rushes to join in. "Mom, you won't believe it! I got engaged to John Madden!"
"John Madden?", the mother potato asks, with obvious disappointment in her voice. "Oh, honey, but he's just a common tater..."
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