So the other day I come home to my loving wife...

...And find her dead on the kitchen floor, blood everywhere. Just then I notice a guy sitting in a chair patiently waiting with a gun in his hand.

So I handed him his damn envelope and paid the man off. I mean, what else you gonna do?

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