when , suddenly, he hears this muffled crying from behind a sand dune. He goes to investigate and, there, on the sand, is this woman with no arms and legs. He looks down at her and asks why she's crying. She tells him that because she has no arms and legs, she's never made love to a man. The bloke takes pity on her and tells her he'll 'help her out'. She smiles as he gently picks her up taking her to the water's edge. Suddenly, he holds her as high as he can above his head and throws her into the sea yelling: "YOU'RE FUCKED NOW!!"
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