There's 26 letters in the English language, combined to make millions of words, which are used to make infinite sentences for any event imaginable. . .

A student was...

A student was asked to list the 10 Commandments in any order. His answer?...

Running around...

Joe was running around being a douche bag, hooking up with girls left and...

A man and a woman...

...and the guy just won't stop talking about himself. She has been trying to...

What did the...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why are E.T.'s...

He saw the phone bill.

A genie appears...

"I can grant you one wish," the genie says. "Well," the woman said...

What do penguins...

They peng-win

Knock Knock

Knock Knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No you're a poo!

The Sunday School...

The Sunday School teacher asked if any of the children's parents had quoted...

Why did the...

Because he was cold. Get it? "Burr..."