...and the guy just won't stop talking about himself. She has been trying to give the guy a chance, but he just keeps going on and on.
"Listen, I'm sorry, but I just don't think this is going to work out," she says when she's finally able to get a word in.
"Why's that?" he asks.
"Well, honestly, you remind me too much of my narcissistic ex-boyfriend. You both are lawyers, you're both into fantasy football, death metal, woodworking, horror movies... you even look alike. There are just too many similarities. I know myself, and I know I won't be able to get past them. I'm sorry."
The guy looks a bit shocked, and grabs his napkin and wipes a bit of ice cream from his lips. After a few moments of dumbfounded silence, he finally responds.
"Alright, I understand. I'll get the check. I just have one last favor to ask."
"What's that?"
"Could I get your ex's number? He sounds like a really great guy."
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