about to take their final vows. The last test they had to pass was a celibacy test. For this, all three had to strip naked and tie a little bell around their penis. A belly dancer entered the room, and started slinking around the first priest. 'Ting-a-ling!'
The chief priest said 'Oh Patrick, I'm disappointed, you've failed. Go and have a shower.'
The belly dancer had stripped as far as her last veil for the second guy when the chief heard 'Ting-a-ling!'
'Joseph, I'm very disappointed. You can't resist the temptation of a woman. Go for a shower,' said the chief priest.
The belly dancer started dancing totally naked around the last priest. She did everything erotic she could think of but no bell rang!
'John, I'm delighted. You've passed! You can resist the temptation of women. Now, go relax and take a shower with Patrick and Joseph.'
'Ting-a-ling!'
Edit: grammer
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