A black boy comes home from school. As he enters the house, he rushes up to his mom.
"Mommy, mommy" he says. "Today in English class the kids could recite the alphabet up to letter L, but I recited the whole alphabet up to Z. Is it because I'm black?"
"Why, yes honey" says his mom.
The next day when the boy comes home from school, he once again rushes up to his mom.
"Mommy, mommy" he says. "Today in math class, the kids could count up to ten, but I counted up to twenty. Is it because I'm black?"
"Why, yes honey"
The next day he goes up to his mother and says "Mommy, mommy. Today in the shower after gym class, the boys had small peepees, but I was the only one with a big peepee. Is it because I'm black?"
"No" says the mom, "it's because you're 34."
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