The homeless guy was sleeping on the bench that the hobo sleeps on. The hobo then said to get off his bench, however, the homeless guy refuses to get up. So they decided to flip for the bench. Heads, the hobo gets the bench. Tails, the homeless guy gets the bench. So the homeless guy gets out a coin and then flips it. The hobo snatched the coin midair and ran away.
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