a cold jest about earthworm

There is a family of earthworm, earthworm father, earthworm mother and little earthworm. One day earthworm mother feels a bit of boring so she cuts herself 4 parts to play the game – mahjong. And little earthworm cuts himself two parts to play the badminton. However, earthworm father chops himself in flinders. Mother bursts into cry with hugging her husband and asking why he gets so silly to do that. He says he suddenly wants to play football…

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