for whom English wasn't the primary language, so he was still learning to speak it from his teammates now and then.
There came a huge club championship, at the final of which the captain found his team winning towards the end of the match. So he asks a teammate to provide him with good lines to say when interviewed. He learns lines like 'Well, it was a team effort', 'Yeah, the boys contributed equally if not more', 'We all thought like one person' and 'I can't be happier with a team like this' etc.
He rehearses these lines again and again to spew them off when asked questions.
After the match win, an interviewer walks up to him and goes, "Well, I know everyone's gonna be asking you about the victory here tonight, so I'm going to ask you about another great thing that just happened to you. You are a proud father for 3 days now. How do you feel?"
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