There was a drunk homeless man who set up camp on the corner of a busy intersection. Not far from his spot was a rich young bachelor in a white suit who would stand outside a storefront with a big white feather and say to beautiful women walking by, "Tickle your ass with a feather?" The women would always turn around in disgust and ask, "What did you just say to me?" The bachelor would then point to the sky and reply, "Looks like some nasty weather."
The bum watched this day after day, until he decided he'd give it a try. A beautiful young woman walked by, and he slurred out "Tickle your ass with a feather?" The woman turned around, ready to slap him. "What did you say to me?"
The bum pointed to the sky and shouted, "Look at the fucking clouds!"
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