Being the artistic person that he is, he decided to grow different kinds of vegetables in a four concentric circles in his garden around a trimmed, flowery bush in the center of the garden. In the outermost circle, to ward off animals, he planted chili growing plants. In the next circle, he planted the berry type of plants - tomato, eggplant and cucumber. The next circle had spice yielding plants - pepper, cumin, basil and cinnamon. In the innermost circle, just around the bush, he planted root vegetables - carrot, radish and parsnip. During harvest, his friend asked him why he never grew any beetroot in his circular garden.
The guy replied that he did not want beet around the bush.
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