There was a woman in a burning building about 5 stories up, and along comes a firefighter. He wasn't your ordinary firefighter, he was a pro football player. So, this woman is holding her baby out the window when the firefighter yells to her " Mam, for the sake of your baby throw him to me.". The woman replies "No! You'll drop him!". The man, wanting to save the child, tells the woman this, " I played little league football and never dropped a pass! I played 4 years of highschool football as a wide receiver and never dropped a pass! I played 4 years of college football and never dropped a pass! I played for 8 years in the NFL as a wide receiver and never dropped a pass! So, toss him to me!". Feeling confident in the fire fighter's abilities she tossed the baby to the man. He caught him, and yelled "touchdown" as he spiked the baby on to the concrete below.
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