Steve the Mailman

Steve the mailman is retiring and was making his last route.

The first house he stopped at a little boy ran up and hugged him. The Boy's father then handed Steve an envelope full of money and said "I hope you have a good retirement my old friend"

The second house he stopped at, an older couple opened the door and said "I heard you liked golf, so we decided to get you a new set of clubs." Steve took the clubs and thanked them and went on his way

At the final house on his route a beautiful woman opened the door grabbed Steve and told him she had a gift for him. They went up to bedroom and Steve had the best sex he's ever had.

The next morning Steve went downstairs to the smell of bacon and eggs. He sat down and started eating and it was delicious. He looked over at a cup of coffee the woman just laid down in front of him and noticed there was a dollar taped to it. Puzzled by this he asks the woman "You know, that sex was amazing, and this breakfast is delicious, but I need to ask you, why is there a dollar taped to my coffee?" The woman laughs and says "Well, the breakfast is a gift from me, but yesterday I asked my husband what to get you for your retirement and he told me "Fuck him, give him a dollar".