There once was a powerful king who wanted to hire a different court jester for each month of the year. His financial advisor said that it would be best to only get 11 jesters, and simply have one repeat months. The king agreed and 11 court jesters were hired.
Months roll by and everything is great. The October jester was a hoot. The November jester was a holler. The December and January absolutely killed the show, and February was no different.
Unfortunately, the king wasn't very fond of the March jester. He waited day by day and finally the month was over. The king said the his advisor, "Bring in the next jester!" and the man replied, "I'm sorry Sir, we have no April Fools!
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