He was in high school and high school can be a cruel place for anyone who is different so he had a bit of a rough go of things. People were always making fun of him and his parents were too poor to afford anything nicer so he had to kind of just deal with it.
He thought his luck would never change until one day a beautiful new student joined his class. She was a little different, she had a cleft lip, but he found her very beautiful and they soon bonded over their differences. They shared stories of struggle and name calling. He was often teased about his wooden eye and her old school used to meanly shout, "Hair lip!" at her as she got off the bus.
He found her very fun to be around and there just happened to be a dance coming up. He was scared and anxious about rejection but he decided to put himself out there. He worked up the courage over several weeks to finally go up to her outside of school one day.
He said, "Suzie, you're great. Would you like to go to the dance with me?"
She blushed and squealed with joy shouting, "Would I?? Would I??"
Furious, he yelled, "HAIR LIP! HAIR LIP!!!!"
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