There have been pro-democracy protest in hongkong, where police have tried to intimidate protestors but the Students held firm by playing table tennis and chanting slogans.

Got his ass busted!

A priest is giving confession but he drank a little too much communion wine...

"Why are you back...

"Mr Kapinski said 'write what you know.' So I wrote eight hundred words on...

A penguin is...

and his car breaks down he's able to pull into a gas station and asks the...

Why did the...

Because he wanted a tight seal.

What's a...

Inbred

Did you hear...

Did you hear Buckwheat became a Moslem? His new name: Careem O Wheat

I was offered sex...

In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of...

What smells funny?

Clown poo!

Clean English...

Little Johnny wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test:...

Lawyers' word...

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