A priest is giving confession but he drank a little too much
communion wine before hand and had to piss really bad. So when
the next guy was done with his confession the priest asked him,
"Would you mind sitting in for me while I visit the bathroom?"
The man, being a pleasant soul, said he would.
So the priest showed him a list of sins and the corresponding
penances to go along with them. The man was pretty sure that he
had things under control.
He was going along giving away Our Fathers, Hail Mary's, Rosaries
and everything was going good. Then a lady came in and said,
"Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I gave my boyfriend a
blowjob."
The man looked on his list for Blowjob but couldn't find it. He
crossed reference it with Head, Sucked Dick, and Oral Sex but
couldn't find a penance. So he asked an Altar Boy,
"Hey, what does the priest give for a blowjob?"
To which the kid replied,
"He usually gives us two candy bars and a coke."
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