They all survived a boat wreck. So they drifted to shore, and wondered. They came across a house and guy #1 went and knocked on the door while the others stayed outside. A beautiful woman answered the door and said "oh my god I haven't seen another man in years!" the guy said "help we just crashed can we have some food?" "yes you can come in!" so he went in and the woman said "I haven't seen a man in so long the only way I will let you take food will be if you have sex with me." the guy said "OK." he pulled her pants down and she had ALL THE DISEASES so he recoiled. Then he had an idea he ran in the kitchen and grabbed a piece of corn. He used it to have sex with her then he threw it out the window then she said "oh my god that was good lets go again." so he got another piece of corn had sex then threw it out the window. He left with an arm full of food and when he got out side he said "guys I got a whole bunch of food!" then they turned around and said " oh its all good we found some corn."
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