There are 2 hunters in the woods and 1 collapses, the other one calls 911 and a dispatcher answers.
The dispatcher says "911 how can we help you?"
The hunter says "I need some help my fellow hunter just fell in the woods, what should I do?"
The dispatcher answers back "First make sure he is dead, Okay?"
We here a gun shot.
The hunter then says "What do I do next?"
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